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atypicaljulia
Hello. Welcome, stranger tellurian. This is where I post all the stuff I find around the web that somehow manage to tickle my fancy. Enjoy.
James Dean and Sal Mineo in ‘Rebel Without a Cause’, 1955 - GIFs
That’s the sad thing about this world; there are too many people existing, yet too few human beings living.
(Source: freecocaine)
Be my penguin? ♥
Every (bad) crowd has a silver lining
- When I was in college, I used to work in the cafeteria. On this day, two girls are making fun of a third.
- (Mean) Girl #1: Oooooh, a hamburger? So much for that diet.
- (Mean) Girl #2: Are you kidding? She’s never been on a diet in her life!
- The third girl who they are talking to is, for the record, very nice looking.
- Girl #3: *Taken aback* I…I worked out today. I need the protein.
- Me: Come on, leave her alone. She can eat whatever she wants!
- Mean Girl #1: Yeah, I guess you don’t have to worry about what you eat if you’re already fat and ugly!
- One of my coworkers has been listening from a distance. He walks over, looks all three girls up and down, and then turns to the third.
- Coworker: Excuse me, miss, but do you think I could get your phone number?
- Girl #3: Are you serious?
- Coworker: Completely! Who wouldn’t want a date with a beautiful girl who knows how to take care of herself?
- This was five years ago. I’m going to be the best man at their wedding.
Bradley & Katie in: “Your Flirtatious Remarks Have Me Flustered”
♥ Bradley James
It is February, after all, so I guess this would be acceptable.
Please, excuse my fangirling. :)
(Source: jaqenhotghar, via fuckyeahherchampion)
- Me: Ma, Pa, sinong nag-walk kay Keira kanina sa labas? Nilabas nyo ba sya?
- Dad: Ako. Ma, napakain na ba si Keira?
- Mom: Oo, kanina pa. Kaso, hanggang ngayon di parin nya ubos.
- Dad: Binabalik-balikan naman nya eh.
- Mom: Naku, kung manok lang yan.
- Dad: Oo nga.
- Me: Bakit, pag manok ba nauubos agad ang pagkain? Diba yung iba binabalik-balikan din naman?
- Dad: Hindi, anak.
- Mom: Sardinas kasi eh.
- Me: Ha?! Kumakain ba ang manok ng sardinas?!
- Dad: Ay naku anak, di mo gets?!
- Mom: Ha?! Anong kumakain ang manok ng sardinas? Saan mo nakuha yan? Ano bang pinag-sasabi mo?
- Dad laughs hysterically.
- Me: ... Di ko gets.
- Mom laughs hysterically.
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: Ah!
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
- Parents: Here's a list of reasons why you're not meeting my standards
- Me: Okay...
- boys: Here are all the reasons I don't want you
- Me: Okay...
- Random people at school: Here's all the reasons we laugh at you
- Me: Okay...
- Everyone: Why is your self-esteem so low? Jeez. It's annoying. Stop complaining.
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Okay...
Aircraft Carrier Story
- Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations,10-10-95.
- #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
- #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
- #1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
- #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
- #1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
- #2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.
The favourite twin.
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