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atypicaljulia
Hello. Welcome, stranger tellurian. This is where I post all the stuff I find around the web that somehow manage to tickle my fancy. Enjoy.
- Me: Ma, Pa, sinong nag-walk kay Keira kanina sa labas? Nilabas nyo ba sya?
- Dad: Ako. Ma, napakain na ba si Keira?
- Mom: Oo, kanina pa. Kaso, hanggang ngayon di parin nya ubos.
- Dad: Binabalik-balikan naman nya eh.
- Mom: Naku, kung manok lang yan.
- Dad: Oo nga.
- Me: Bakit, pag manok ba nauubos agad ang pagkain? Diba yung iba binabalik-balikan din naman?
- Dad: Hindi, anak.
- Mom: Sardinas kasi eh.
- Me: Ha?! Kumakain ba ang manok ng sardinas?!
- Dad: Ay naku anak, di mo gets?!
- Mom: Ha?! Anong kumakain ang manok ng sardinas? Saan mo nakuha yan? Ano bang pinag-sasabi mo?
- Dad laughs hysterically.
- Me: ... Di ko gets.
- Mom laughs hysterically.
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: Ah!
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
The dog was named Parrot. This was taken moments before Parrot was murdered by the cop. The cop drove his knee into the middle of Parrot’s back while stretching Parrot’s forelegs behind him, as one would do with an armed criminal. Without waiting to determine whether this technique would calm Parrot, the cop grabbed Parrot, lifted him off the ground, and brought him to the top of the concrete staircase. He threw Parrot over the banister, down twelve steps, and onto the concrete floor. Then, the cop stood at the top of the stairs, drew his weapon, and executed Parrot. Aaron, the animal’s owner, cannot recall the number of shots fired. Witnesses state that Parrot was not harming anybody and was simply frightened by the cop.
Submitted by dayanatuna
Jerzon Senador washed his puppy in a washing machine and hung it dry for 2 days. Luckily, the puppy is still alive. We condemn the action of this guy. Please help us spread the word
Ringo cara limpia.
Submitted by buntfahrer
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Heartbreaking Loyalty of the Day: “A dog, “Leao”, sits for a second consecutive day, next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who died in the week’s catastrophic landslides in Brazil.”
If it takes forever…
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Submitted by face—the—strange
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It’s like Hachiko all over again.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf4nbdG7mT1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
This post has been featured on The Best of Tumblr Blog - Found on the blog of http://wintafresh.tumblr.com
Heartbreaking Loyalty of the Day: “A dog, “Leao”, sits for a second consecutive day, next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who died in the week’s catastrophic landslides in Brazil.”
If it takes forever…
[buzzfeed.]
Submitted by face—the—strange
It’s like Hachiko all over again.
(Source: thedailywhat)
